Every week here I am, ladies and gentlemen, providing spiwitual solace to the masses. I would love from the bottom of my compassion to answer your most heartfelt questions pertaining to weligion. Here are this week's letters and my considered wesponses.

Dear Reverend,
If God rested on the seventh day, why do we have to get up every Sunday to go to Church?
Yours,
Maria Constanta Passionaria de La Maria de los Santos

Dear Maria,
I’ll get back to you on that one.
Rev.