Randy Borehole
 
Sir Bernard Flowers
 
 

“Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Day
Long, hot and ultimately disappointing.”

Shakespeare, 1572

Now I’m a man about town as most of you possibly know. I’ve had my share of… life’s pleasures and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with expressing yourself, if you do so from the heart and don’t hurt other people in the process. It also helps if you can come up with a witty reply when someone catches you at it:

My wife came home recently and found me in bed with the dog and the cat, she said:
“What’s this?”
“A menagerie au trois,” I answered.

 
Reverend Ross
 
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