I’d like to share with you some of my favorite quotes –

“How shall I love thee? Let me count the ways.
There are three – normal, you on top and up the bottom.”

Randy Borehole, 2004

“My love is like a red red rose,
The more attention you pay it, the bigger it grows
Like petals unfolding a pinkness emerges
And covers your hand with its dewdrops, in surges.”

Randy Borehole, 2002