CC: Well when you see Steve there wrestling with yer python or croc, giving it “this little blighter could kill twenty men with one drop of venom – isn’t he great?”, what ye don’t realize is that the ‘little blighter’ is actually already dead and partially stuffed.
M: Dead?
CC: Yeah, and that’s me on the ground, just off-camera with a stick up its arse wiggling it around and that. Makin’ it look more deadly.
M: I, er - what?

Unknown Voice: Cut!