Randy Borehole
 
Sir Bernard Flowers
 
 

CC: I would just like to point out though – there’s been some confusion about this –once I find your crocodile, you’ll need to call in the crocodile catcher.
M: Catcher?
CC: Yeah, I just hunt the bastards. To actually catch them you’d want to call Two Finger Tony. He’s quite good at that.
M: Two-finger?
CC: Well, to tell the truth he’s actually got another one up to the knuckle, but two-and-a-half finger Tony doesn’t have the same ring to it now does it.
M: Well… and your work with Steve Irwin?
CC: Ah that mongrel. You see. My work was uncredited. Men in my line of work don’t get the recognition they deserve.
M: And what is your line of work?

 
Reverend Ross
 
Sammi the Psychic Cat
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