The following transcript is an excerpt from the interview “Corky Clarkson – Outback Specialist”. Originally to be aired December 1999 on Australia’s ABC Network, it was pulled due to an unscheduled weather forecast.

Corky Clarkson: Well if that’s how you feel about it madam, I won’t then.
Madam: Thank-you Mr Clarkson. Now, would you care to tell us about what you call your ‘true love’ – that of being a ‘crocodile hunter’
CC: Yes, I would.
M: And?
CC: Erm, right then. If anyone has a crocodile they would like hunted, I am available for crocodile hunting.
M: An-