I decide to try plumbing again, but a chance meeting at the BBC while trying to assistantly fix Executive Washroom Suite 133 leads to my sitcom ‘Muck ‘n’ Rubbish’ (May 3rd 1965, 11:30 pm- 11:55pm).

As side-splitting wisecrack Ernie Bollocks I revitalize a generation through the hearty catchphrase “if you think that stinks, smell this,” which you can still hear sometimes today.My episode is sadly now deleted, burned and a revival starring Edward Woodward is now no longer in the pipeline. Or anywhere else…